Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.