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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal