Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal