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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.