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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.