Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Vachina Town

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A Mellow Yellow

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Nuclear explosions are bright