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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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Why do Japanese people squint?

Nuclear explosions are bright

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright