Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.