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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Nuke Jokes More Nuke Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Squint Jokes More Squint Jokes

What is blurrier the more you squint?

Everything.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright