Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!