Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.