Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can