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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.