Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.