It's ram a dam
Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
The can
Halfway.
Altha'or syzygena
To a weterinarian!
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
They had just dread-ged the lake.
To stop getting wet!
The Loch Ness Elephant!
Bob
Because they were SWAN enemies.
He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Because it was a chili dog!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
They could never do it before it was cool
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Doris' day.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
He ate his tacho.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
I was a food truck before it was cool.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Lake Flaccid
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