What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.