What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.