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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.