What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.