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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.