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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.