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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.