How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.