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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.