How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!