How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.