What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA