What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA