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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

John Jokes More John Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said