What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

A failure!

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "