Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
No, John! can't see
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
The short ones drowned in the floods
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Abort mission!
One holds photos The other holds five
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Pipe down.
Because they were only a quideach
He wanted their soles.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Doesn't matter much, does it
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Hey, this looks new!
