Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
No, John! can't see
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
John: "How bad is what "
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*
ICU.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
None. They pay me to do it.
You'll get repossessed!
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Tequila Mockingbird.
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."
Let us spray.
To break on through to the other side.
To get to the other side.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Fart
