Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
No, John! can't see
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
John: "How bad is what "
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Because they crack under pressure.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
John Cenile.
Her navel.
Paul Walker dies.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
It's stalemate
Tattoo master
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
They take the long-grain home.
John Cenile
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
A pterrorist
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Doesn't matter, still born.
