Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Mourning Wood
Motorcycles don't have trunks
Carlos
Because it's edgy.
Ryan Locht-up
Because there is no point!
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Only the good die, Jung.
He died at such a Jung age.
John Cenile.
To keep their hats pointed.
JabbaScript
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
I think I'm gonna crash
