Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
I'm a dog.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
John Cenile.
Barium
His family died.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Dumbbelldor.
His answer: "My mom."
His mom got soul custody.
I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow
I dunno, i just click submit
Only the good die, Jung.
He died at such a Jung age.
