Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
No, John! can't see
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
When John CENA ghost!
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Elton's John
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
EL-ton John
Their middle name.
What's the matter You look flushed!
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Gomer's Pile
SEA / NA
He tried, but it didn't work out.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
John is a bird.
They have the same middle name!
You're adopted.
She kept wetting the bed.
Because it's harder to pick up.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
With a chihuahua pedal.
They all died Jung.
An irrelephant.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
To break on through to the other side.
Konichihuahua
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Dual air bags.
