Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

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They are cheap.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.