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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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A flirtation device.

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Take your combat boot off his head.

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Edam...

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods