Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Where do hipsters drown?

The mainstream.

Who drowns?

The boat.

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Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods