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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

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What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see