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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...