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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.