What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Previous Random Joke Next

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay