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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.