Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.