Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.