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Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were