Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato