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Rick Ross Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!