What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!