What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.