What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.