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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!