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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!