What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Alexia! Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!