What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

How do you know when spring is here?

The Leafs are out!