What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.