What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)