What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.