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Season Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.