What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.