What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon?

RRRRtillary.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle