What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.