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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.