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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights