Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy