Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)