Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.