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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.