Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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An Italian sub!

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Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.