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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.