Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.