Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.