What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What do you call Italian marijuana?

A pizza joint

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.