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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

January Jokes More January Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.