Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.