What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Previous Random Joke Next
Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.