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Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!