Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome