Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.