Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin