Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.