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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!