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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.