Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.