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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.