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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted