What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.