What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Russia kept Stalin it

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At a fist pump.

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He read that it was an invisible solid.

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You kip.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.