What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.