What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.