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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.