What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.