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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.