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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.