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Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep taking Ambien?

Shleepy!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles