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Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Dave Mirra Jokes More Dave Mirra Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Dad Buffalo Jokes More Dad Buffalo Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man