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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.