Offspre Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

Dad Buffalo Jokes More Dad Buffalo Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.