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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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Rick Ross Jokes More Rick Ross Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Dave Mirra Jokes More Dave Mirra Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole