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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!