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Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Bison

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

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What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

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Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.