Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

Oxen Jokes More Oxen Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a group of students?

A school.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!