Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

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BYE-SON!

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Momma Buffalo Jokes More Momma Buffalo Jokes

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Oxen Jokes More Oxen Jokes

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

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I falafel.

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