Bison Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

Why doesn't the sun go to college?

It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees.