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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!