What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.