Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

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What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.