Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level