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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!