What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Because Jesus saves.

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How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

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They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!