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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!