Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!