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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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A real mess on your hands.

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Because Botswana have fun.

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He was always fascistly late.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!