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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!