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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!