Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!