How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2