How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.