How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.