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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2