How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2