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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.