How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.