How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Pajama Jokes More Pajama Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2