Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
By looking over your shoulder.
A Nanak Nanak joke.
Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.