Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
David Cop-a-feel
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Because the owner entered the correct code.
It's 8:00 somewhere!
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
