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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD