Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.