Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.