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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."