What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair?

It's been nice gnawing you!

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!