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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.