What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.