What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.