When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Wake me up before you go-go
He had to parrot.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
