When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
He had to parrot.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
It broke the law of gravity!
Because he was sick of chainmail.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Because there horns don't work
About half of them.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
A toothbrush.
