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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...