Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
His portrait only need one nail
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Char-Jar Binks
R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Because they both looked sharp!
A chopstick!
Bidet, mate.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
A soviet