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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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Bidet, mate.