How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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Bidet, mate.