Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest