Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out