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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.