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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo