Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out