Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.