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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest