What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'