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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.