What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.