Some adults like lawyers.
Santa would never free an elf.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
