What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.