Horror Movie Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!