What happens when the Pope dies?

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!