What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh