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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

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How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

Without Pope

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!