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What happens when the Pope dies?

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What happens when the Pope dies?

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.